Karen tucked the comforter around the little boy she was babysitting, James, and leaned forward to kiss his forehead. “Sleep tight, James,” she whispered.
“Are there any monsters in the closet?” he whispered, his eyes wide.
Every so often, something important happens and I want to tell you about it. I was on the Yelp.com page for the Red Hook Post Office to find out its phone number, and I saw that several people had “reviewed” it. Here is the first review:
[Four stars] i love this post office. the mailman from here delivers my mail every day.
People thought this was: Useful (2) Funny (1) Cool (3)
Wait, what is happening?
Also, what does “cool” mean? “Hey John, I was just reading some text on Yelp, some of that stuff is really cool. No, it was very serious and also it didn’t have any information that I needed, but here is the link, you’re going to go nuts for this stuff, John.”
The best thing I saw all week, except for this, was this:
It inspired me to start my own food-sculpting company: Animals.com. Here’s a sample of the kind of work I do. If you would like me to make food for your party, please tell me.
If you saw a lady walking by you on the sidewalk, and then she passed you by and kept going, and you felt you had to say to her, “Why are you walking like that? Do you have [keys?] in your ass?” What would that word have been? It wasn’t keys.
Edith: Hi, and welcome.
Karen tucked the comforter around the little boy she was babysitting, James, and leaned forward to kiss his forehead. “Sleep tight, James,” she whispered.
If you saw a lady walking by you on the sidewalk, and then she passed you by and kept going, and you felt you had to say to her, “Why are you walking like that? Do you have [keys?] in your ass?” What would that word have been? It wasn’t keys.