edith zimmerman

In my important research for my job, I came across Aliens and Children. It’s a website about kids who’ve been abducted by aliens and the nearly photo-realistic images the children draw of their abductors once they’re safely back in the care of formal scientists. For instance, this:

The reason kids stop being abducted is that someone—hopefully a parent—notices that they’re being abducted by aliens from space and gives them thought-screen helmets so that the aliens can’t control their minds. This is the thought-screen helmet that young abductee Ariel S. wore every day:

The kids have to wear the thought-screen helmets for at least six months before they regain their short-term memory and, thus, the ability to render their abductors with the finest crayons and lined paper. The thought-screen hats work especially well against these four common kinds of aliens:

1. The praying mantis-like aliens.
2. Servants of the mantis-like aliens who are popularly referred to as grays.
3. Snake-skinned aliens popularly referred to as reptilians.
4. “Meek-Moks” which refers to the sound these aliens make while speaking.

In drawings like this one, for instance, you at first think you see a horrifying and funky teenage alien, but fortunately an adult has identified that it’s actually a regular alien, and its cool red ponytail is actually what your thoughts look like when they’re being sucked out of your brain.

There are some particularly sobering images, like this one, in which the human girl, Ariel, is hanging out with a very jazzy male alien boy. Those are the worst kind of alien, because even though the male alien boys still have scary faces, slitted noses, and green bodies, the children are always fooled by the way they wear fun halter tops and silly purple tights just like we do.

Plenty need no explanation:

Others do need a little explanation. Like in this one, you’d think Ariel was just hanging out in her best high heels and her favorite prom dress—but if you pay close attention, you can tell that the stick man behind her is actually an alien. One of the things that aliens like to do a lot is watch kids play dress up, which we didn’t always know.

One of the major things aliens are planning to do is make human-alien hybrid people. This solves the age old mystery of “What’s in the little black box that aliens show children?”

For years there were accounts of alien encounters where the aliens showed a little black box to humans. The aliens held up the box and pointed to it, then returned to their spacecraft and left. People having such encounters wondered why the aliens did not try to communicate with them further. The contents in the little black box remained a mystery for decades. Thanks to investigators such as Budd Hopkins and Dave Jacobs, we now know what is in the box.

The box contains a live fetus of a hybrid which is part human and part alien. Showing the box is an act of triumph. The aliens plan to colonize the earth with their new race and replace the human race.

Budd and Dave, you guys always blow me away! Anyway, this is what the hybrid aliens will look like when they’re out on the town, dressed to kill—possibly literally.

Still not sure? Well look how scared this boy is.

And worst of all: