black eye
Friday, May 18th, 2007I have a black eye because Bridget and I were hungover so we went to breakfast and then I came back home to lie down again and Bridget went to buy home-improvement supplies. She came back and showed me all the things she had brought by placing them on top of me or throwing them at me, and the bathtub scrubber ricocheted off the pillow, or something, and it hit me in the eye.