Even MORE adventures with animals, oh my god they are EVERYWHERE
Monday, June 18th, 2007When seeing a dog-sized animal in Prospect Park, my first thought should probably not be “bear,” but yesterday I almost saw a bear. It was in one of those dark side areas, off the beaten path, shadowy and filled with trash. There was a rustling and then I saw this thing in the bushes. It was a giant ball of nasty grayish fur, really disgusting, and I couldn’t tell which side was its face because it was just this awful, weird rectangle. Actually my first thought was “monster,” and then I reasoned myself down to “bear,” and then I paid closer attention and it was just a gross dog. The end!
Also, it’s still my birthday, this is what it looks like inside my brain:
