Indescribable Triumph
Monday, June 18th, 2007Although I would like to talk about how today is my birthday, a promise is a promise: Congratulations to David Francis Walters IV, who was able to throw a beer can the farthest. He made it all the way from the building to the area near the trashcans, which was not only an unbelievable distance but it also far exceeded the previous record—assumed unbeatable—of several feet beyond the piece of plywood. Congratulations, David. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry alone.
This is not actually THE David Francis Walters IV, but it is definitely someone named David Walters who comes up on Google Images, and it gives you an idea.
