Interview with a Wolf

Edith: Today we’re speaking with a wolf on the program. Thanks for being with me.

Wolf: It’s my pleasure.

E: So, what are some things that people might not know about wolves?

W: We love to have a good time.

E: Are you aware that some people hunt wolves from the air?

W: What?

E: Some people hunt wolves from their airplanes and helicopters. They follow you in the air until it’s easy to shoot you.

W: What are you talking about?

E: They hunt wolves from—

W: No, I mean, I heard you. I heard what you said. But what on earth is that? From planes. Oh wait, is it sick people? Like, people who can’t walk? Is it through Make a Wish program? That’s a little unusual, but I understand. There are a lot of wolves, and children with cancer should be able to feel the adrenaline, and the fresh air on their faces. They do open the plane windows so that the sick children can feel the air on their faces, don’t they?

E: Yes.

31 Responses to “Interview with a Wolf”

  1. Walmas Says:

    Such an understanding wolf, it almost reminds me of the meal from the Resturant at the End of the Universe by Douglas Adams.

    McSame/Falin’ 08

  2. Red Riding Hood Says:

    My, what big teeth you have.

  3. Person number 1 Says:

    lol

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  5. SoandSo Says:

    The interview is funny. It’s just that, are you trying to be realistic or are you trying just to inform? Well, for both accounts, you should talk about the important facts. Like how,why,andwhen did the wolves become endangered and Wolf should try to be more…I don’t know…wolfy.Eidth(did I spell that wrong?) should ask the how,why,and when questions. But who cares what I say? I’m just SUGGESTING this. You guys do whatever you want and do the interview in a way you think best.

  6. vale Says:

    as told

  7. Savannah Says:

    You greatly amuse me.

  8. Marcus Says:

    lol

  9. samantha derben Says:

    I get the joke but it`s crude but I love the the website it`s awsome

  10. Nick James Says:

    Wolf seems very innocent and idealistic, perhaps even naiive and unaware of the danger he is in. Very much like me I suppose.

  11. DonBito Says:

    I am in love with commenter SoandSo, for painfully obvious reasons.

  12. Anonymous Says:

    i dont get it

  13. white wolf Says:

    wolf??? It is danger animals. I like wolf. But don’t like wolf-killers. it is smile =).

  14. Raven Says:

    they kill the pups too. humans think they’re saving other species by killing off the predators, but really they’re upsetting the balance causing both species to be wiped out. the problem is humans not the wolves

  15. Judit Says:

    I’m working with some spiritual wolves…may I add your entry to my blog with reference?

  16. edith Says:

    Of course!

  17. Josiah Says:

    This is awesome and i don’t like hunters and that wolf got sidetracked like what if edith was a hunter LOL muhahahahaha

  18. Josiah Says:

    awesome

  19. wolf Says:

    i dont like this peaple r sick we shouldent run away

  20. nadz Says:

    how could anyone kill a creature as beautiful as a wolf?????

  21. wolf Says:

    i dont like this this people r sick we shouldednent run away my pack will destroy anyone who kill wolves oh and if u like us then post it write now please leave a reply saying that we wolves r cool and beatuful

  22. eliza houck Says:

    wolves are sacred animals so to speak. to read that wolves are being hunted from the air just takes my breath away, wolves are my all time favorite animals and hearing them be hunted and killed this way just makes me feel like their taking away the worlds most beautiful animals. i mean, what have the wolves do to us? wolves to me are family, and family is definitely sacred.

  23. Bianca Says:

    I LOVE WOLVES. and humans are just plain annoying to me. Have you looked at the ICUN Endangered Species list? More then a 300 animals are endangered. So mean.

  24. Wolf Says:

    My name is wolf why not just interveiw me?

  25. For_Freedom Says:

    I agree with Soandso, Raven, and eliza huock. Put out the important facts, this is a real issue, not just something to laugh about. People who don’t know the facts may now just brush off the fact that wolves are being killed because they just see it as a joke.

  26. For_Freedom Says:

    Though I don’t agree that it’s funny

  27. Syringa of Solsticepack Says:

    This is a pretty cruel joke, at least for me. I love wolves, and they are beatiful creatures. I spend all my time on WolfQuest, learning about wolves, and thinking about these kind of hunters is kind of frightning, what about all the other animals humans said, “Hey, there are to many of these animals. We should try to lower the population”, and then they are on the endangered animals list, like the grey wolf was.

  28. Anonymous Says:

    Not funny at all, not even remotely.

  29. Anonymous Says:

    I dot like to hear that people are hunting from the air let alone at all. We humans have NO right to just kill these beautiful animals, when they have done nothing to us!! And what really makes me sick is that alot of people do it just for fun!!! I feel like we should be helping them, not distroying them!!! I expecially feel really close to the wolves. I feel like they are killing a part of me everytime I read about it!! And last but not least they also kill the pups!!! Why kill such fragile innocent creaturs??? Its almost like someone coming into your home and killing you, your wife/husband and your kids saying that its to keep the rest of you undercontrol and not over populate……. Its stupid!!!

  30. Nic Says:

    Who is Wolf? I find it interesting that someone will form an opinion from an animal’s point of view and subsequently am very confused! Wolves are my favourite animal because they have so many gentle qualities yet are quite obviously fierce and wild, but surely they cannot use a computer?

    May i ask if Wolf would reply back to this so that i can ask more questions?? Like, how does your pack work given that you’re human? Why is it you call yourself Wolf? Do you get to spend time with wolves? How much do you know about this animal etc? Sorry for being so nosey but an interview would be awesome…

    And to the last post, technically if you feel so strongly about the value of the life of a wolf should that not translate to all creatures? Even a common house spider is beautiful in it’s own way and a marvellous creation in itself. What about the value of the life of the meat you eat?

    Wolves may not convey it but they do not waste meat like how we do which shows that they appreciate the sacrifice for survival.

    I agree humans should not recklessly kill wolves but we humans are prone to destroy anything/ everything of natural beauty because a lot of us don’t value the things that matter, sadly. Even more so when it comes to our fellow man so try not to judge mankind so harshly; we’ll eventually destroy each other and the world through our own ignorance for not all of us know what we do.

    Until you can feel empathy for the world down to each blade of grass then you shouldn’t feel anger towards your brother; just try and show them how to make it right and forgive them if they fall down. It’s the only way we’ll ever redeem ourselves and live in harmony with this world.

  31. Tsume ( claw) Says:

    Wolf are awsome strong creture to think some whimp would fly and shoot is awfull it’s simply stupid this is funny yet the writer should give more real info

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